American Unitarian Conference Forum

Here's a few mysteries of the Trinity (tongue in cheek of course):

If the Son commits a crime and is on trial, can the Father and Spirit be compelled to testify against him or would this violate the 5th Amendment self-incrimination protection?

If you are being interviewed by God is it considered one-on-One or a panel interview?

When the Father, Son and Spirit go out to dinner do they make reservations for 3 and sign separately, or reserve and sign together?

It's not easy having a sense of humor bordering on the blasphemous...

I've heard the argument that believing in the Trinity is neccessary for true love. Statements like these shouldn't score Christians any points. The things orthodox religion says to make sure the heathens can't sneak in a side door of heaven...

By the way, the jokes are great!

Exactly. The reality of the Trinity is as a metaphor, reflecting the experential reality of God as a parent figure, in the person of Jesus (the Son) and through the Spirit. I don't think it has any bearing on God's acutal essence. There only unity makes sense.

The small things that endanger our souls...