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30 January, 2008
Forty-Seven Church Splits Finally Brings Doctrinal Perfection

".....the issue in question was whether or not it was acceptable for someone to check their email on the Sabbath. Those who objected have now split off and have formed "The Presbyterian Totally Reformed Covenantal Westminsterian Sabbatarian Regulative Credo-Communionist A Millennial Presuppositional Church of Centerville.

"I think we've finally got it right now" said Paul Davis, teaching Elder at PTRCWSRCCAPCC. "We now have a church with 100% doctrinal purity."

PTRCWSRCCAPCC is hoping to grow and help reach out to the community.

"We're up to 6 people on Sundays now" said Davis. "I know that numbers are not important, but we're hoping to grow a little more."
That's hilarious.
The website authors of Tominthebox, if I recall accurately, are very Calvinist in orientation...but they can find time to have fun at the same time.....they occasionally have poked fun at UUs...more often they poke fun at various evangelical "superstars" etc.

eruonen Wrote:
http://tominthebox.blogspot.com/2008/01/forty-seven-church-splits-finally.html

30 January, 2008
Forty-Seven Church Splits Finally Brings Doctrinal Perfection

".....the issue in question was whether or not it was acceptable for someone to check their email on the Sabbath. Those who objected have now split off and have formed "The Presbyterian Totally Reformed Covenantal Westminsterian Sabbatarian Regulative Credo-Communionist A Millennial Presuppositional Church of Centerville.

"I think we've finally got it right now" said Paul Davis, teaching Elder at PTRCWSRCCAPCC. "We now have a church with 100% doctrinal purity."

PTRCWSRCCAPCC is hoping to grow and help reach out to the community.

"We're up to 6 people on Sundays now" said Davis. "I know that numbers are not important, but we're hoping to grow a little more."


LOL I love it!

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